This is a bit of lyric from my younger days, and it’s a more lighthearted piece than the previous entry. I think you will enjoy it. I was thinking of making it a children’s book, but my art skills are too rusty and my imagination took a hike >:(.
There once was an Otter,
Who owned a fly swatter,
And he lived by the water in a tree.
Well…
There once was a fly,
Who, one day flew by,
And saw the Otter as I have described him to thee.
Thus…
The fly saw the Otter,
The Otter saw him,
And the Otter gave the fly a devilish grin.
“I shall catch you and splat you with my fancy fly swatter.”
So, off they ran with a buzz and a patter.
The fly fled to a good friend of his the flea,
Who lived in the fur of the dog,
Who slept under the tree.
“Why do you flee o’ my good friend the fly?”
said the flee to the fly as he was passing by.
“I flee from the otter with his deadly fly swatter! He threatens to catch me and splat me with it!”
“Well come here with me, it is safer you see and we’ll hide in the fur of the dog who sleeps under the tree.”
So the fly with the flee,
Went into the fur of the dog,
Who slept under the tree,
Which was home to the Otter,
Which was close to the water.
Now…
Along came the otter,
With his deadly fly swatter,
Looking in vain for the fly who had fled.
He was about to ask the dog… when he spotted,
A wing,
Of the fly with the flee,
In the fur of the dog who slept under his tree.
The Otter raised up his deadly fly swatter and with that same devilish grin he uttered these words…
“I have caught you and now I shall splat you, say you last prayers fly ‘cause now… I’ll have at you!”
And with that he brought down his deadly fly swatter!
On the flee,
And the fly,
In the fur of the dog,
Who no longer slept under the tree,
Which was home to the Otter,
Which was close to the water.
Because of that swatter,
The dog chased the Otter,
All the way home to his tree by the water.
And ever since then the dog and the Otter,
Have never been friends,
On account of that swatter.
And, swatter or not, the dog still chases the Otter.
Now…
The moral of the story is that,
If you are an Otter,
Who lives by the water,
And you own a deadly fly swatter.
DON’T…
Swat the rump of the dog,
On account of the flee…
Or the fly,
Because as you know,
It is better,
To Let Sleeping Dogs Lie.
© 2011 Nathan Exley
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